Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Queen vs. Queens! The Cherry Checkmate of San Francisco!

What happens?
The threat: Queen Cherry.
The scene: San Francisco.
The appetizer: Rocketboy Chutney Surprise - or at least that's what will be left of him if Queen Cherry has her way!

When the shirtless (but still scary!) Galaxy Guards scout out Robby's whereabouts near the Golden Gate Bridge, Queen Cherry launches a full-scale attack on the city by the bay. With the swift speed of a Chinatown dry cleaning service, Rocketboy springs into action to save his adopted city from his mother's wrath.

But when a can of pork and beans falls on Rocketboy's head and knocks him out, the citizens of San Francisco rise up to the challenge and face Queen Cherry head on. The future of humanity now lies in the hands of the city's drag queens, steroid junkies, and knocked-up mistresses of the political left!

Inspiration For The Cover
There is something beautifully mean about Queen Cherry. She's like Darth Vadar with boobs. Michael pushed the envelope of his artistic reach with this salute to the grand covers of Heavy Metal and other sensually-charged magazine covers of the 70's and 80's.

Monday, December 13, 2010

The Lady Gaga Coffee Makers

What happens?
The coffee shop industry is in crisis! Desperate to increase in-store sales, Starbucks installs a line of life-size Lady Gaga Coffee Makers.

But when out-of-work actress-turned-assistant manager Margot Kidder accidentally dumps her leftover lasagna into the machines instead of coffee, the Lady Gaga Droids malfunction and start scalping business executives up and down Madison Avenue!

Without fresh coffee to wake up the branches of the military, the First Lady calls on Rocketboy to stop the Lady Gaga Droids. With only Tony Danza to help him, Robby heads for New York City to save the coffee-drinking public from this demonic force…before it’s too late!

Inspiration for the Cover
There is nothing better than a backview of Rocketboy. And not just for perverted reasons! His jetpack is one of the coolest features of his costume, and this finally gave us the chance to showcase this marvelous accessory. And we also get to see his ass.